| me: | *stays home* |
| parents: | why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life |
| me: | *goes out* |
| parents: | omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets |
| me: | *eats* |
| parents: | you are ruining your body with that garbage |
| me: | *doesn't eat something* |
| parents: | we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder? |
| me: | *exhales* |
| parents: | don't give me that attitude |
| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
